WALL STREET AGENT
DESK OPEN ROBINHOOD CHAIN BLOCK 4,182,905 GAS 0.0021 ETH

Non-custodial · Onchain · 24/7

The only guy on Wall Street who can't touch your money.

An AI chat that buys tokenized US stocks with crypto, in one conversation, live on Robinhood Chain. Connect your wallet, say what you want, and the Agent takes the order — reads it back, hands it to the back office, and never holds a single token.

See how the desk works What makes him different
Custody
Yours. Always.
Settlement
Onchain, to Ethereum
House token
None
agent://intake quotes in · names and weights out
  1. IntakeChainlink price feeds, DEX liquidity, live quotes
  2. ProcessingPrice impact at 0.01 / 0.05 / 0.10 ETH
  3. Proposal2–4 names, near-equal weights

And then the desk runs it

Every order, out loud.

The Agent reads the ticket back, the back office screens and quotes it, a leg over its slippage limit is thrown away and rebuilt, and the tokens land in your wallet. Nothing below is a quote — it is the flow, running.

agent://order-desk --:--:-- UTC illustrative
BACK OFFICE FILLED 0
  1. SCREENidle
  2. FUSIONidle
  3. QUOTEidle
  4. SIGNidle
  5. SETTLEidle

How the desk works

Five stations. He only staffs the first one.

The Agent is an LLM with function calling. He captures intent and nothing else — he doesn't pick stocks, doesn't size positions, doesn't hold a token. Everything after the order ticket is deterministic code.

  1. 01

    The Agent takes the order

    Theme or themes — AI, SPACE, CRYPTO — plus an ETH amount. He reads it back to you and confirms before anything moves.

    “0.1 ETH into AI. Confirm?”

  2. 02

    The back office screens the list

    A deterministic backend filters the Robinhood Stock Token list down to genuinely liquid names: executable quotes and price-impact checks run at multiple order sizes.

    Not “popular”. Executable.

  3. 03

    It builds the fusion

    Two to four unique tokens drawn from your themes, at roughly equal weights — 34 / 32 / 34. A small surprise every time, never a 10 / 90 gamble.

    Diversified by construction, not by opinion.

  4. 04

    Every leg gets a fresh fill

    New quotes per leg, each validated against slippage limits. A bad leg is regenerated, never executed. The Agent reads the fills back to you.

    Rejected legs cost you nothing.

  5. 05

    You sign, you settle

    Stock tokens land in your wallet on Robinhood Chain. Self-custodial, 24/7, no one in between.

    He never had the keys to begin with.

What makes him different

From every other guy on the Street.

He can't touch your money
Non-custodial by design. You sign every transaction from your own wallet.
CUSTODY
He won't give you a tip
The Agent captures intent, not opinions. Portfolio logic is code, not vibes.
ADVICE
His paper is real
Robinhood Stock Tokens are ERC-20s backed by actual US equities, with Chainlink price feeds and verified DEX liquidity — 0.01 WETH → 0.109 NVDA, at market.
ASSET
His desk is on Robinhood Chain
An Ethereum L2 built for Stock Tokens. Gas in ETH, no house token, settles to Ethereum.
VENUE
His fills go anywhere
Everything settles onchain, so positions can plug into lending, baskets or yield later.
COMPOSABILITY

“Forty years on the Street.
Never held a client's dollar.
Never will.”

Wall Street Agent

Open the desk.

Connect a wallet, say what you want in plain English, and watch the order ticket get built in front of you.

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